Make a wish corrupt a wish

[Stroh]

Corrupt the wish of the poster before you and make your own wish.

I wish for a new car.

[Righteous]

You win a car at the local fair, but it has "The Game" spray-painted on the hood, in which case we all just lost.

I wish there was no game.

[Stroh]

Granted but no game lead to some game and you ended up sucked in by a black hole.

I wish for over 9000 health.

[Righteous]

You get 9,001 health, but you started in the negative and come up a few short. And let's face it, anything less is a massive failure, right?

I wish I could speak conversational French.

[Stroh]

Granted, but the girl you cussed at knew french and ♥♥♥♥♥ slapped you.

I wish I could fly.

[Righteous]

Getting ♥-slapped wouldn't be half-bad. :mustache:

You can fly, but you fly above the thermosphere and rapidly drop as your brain looses necessary oxygen and plummet to the ground as you are nearly frozen.

I wish The Game.

[Stroh]

Granted but the game won on the other side thus you lost the game.

I wish for a cheezeburger made with ketchup and napkins!!!!!

[olla86]

Granted but the ketchup is green!

I wish the apple!

[Stroh]

Granted but the apple turned into a PC and BSOD'ed you.

I wish for some Co2 tanks

[McDoc]

granted but its just the tanks with no Co2

I wish no one Corrupt my wish ^^

[Stroh]

granted your wish don't get corrupted but you die instead as a sacrifice.

I wish coke really had cocane in it.

[The Dan Sandwich]

Granted, but you get addicted and you OD.

I wish for another wish.

[Righteous]

Preposterous! *worm hole opens.

I wish for a bag full of fishes, so I can smack the next person to corrupt my wish.

[Stroh]

granted but you slap yourself in the process.

I wish for less segmentation faults

[Righteous]

Granted, but now your program allows itself to use too much memory and crashes.
http://www.wabuf.com/MISCMEDIA/OTHERIMAGES/RAM_BSOD.jpg

I wish for finals to be over so I can start work on the million+ websites I need to make (plus our own).

[The Dan Sandwich]

Granted, but you fail them all, dooming yourself to a life lived out of the gutter.

I wish for world peace.

[Righteous]

Well... here's a picture of it.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh148/djrickmusic/WeCanHaveWorldPeace.jpg
Not sure why you would want such a filthy thing...


I wish for a heat-seeking machine-gun.

[The Dan Sandwich]

(I had no idea world peace would just be a massive orgy)

Granted, but do to "global warming", it just explodes. (Also, you wished for the gun to be heat-seeking, not the bullets...)

I wish I could see through walls.

[Righteous]

Granted, but you see The Game.

I wish I was more mexican.

[Stroh]

Granted but your Canadian side overtakes you and you start eating massive amounts of Canadian Bacon.

I wish Canada was to our south.

[Righteous]

Wish granted. Shortly after this swap of land masses, the poles physically invert causing two otherwise, dormant super-volcanoes to violently erupt. Coincidentally, this will all take place on exactly December 21st, 2012; 0:00.

I wish plants could talk.

[The Dan Sandwich]

Granted, but they only talk to you, which drives you insane by listening to every blade of grass and every tree trying to talk to you when you pass. When you mow your lawn, it will sound like a symphony of anguish. Trimming bushes will sound like someone being tortured. You will eventually resign yourself to living indoors at all times.

I wish Tom Cruise would answer my phone calls.

[Stroh]

Granted he picks up and hangs up within a split second.

I wish CDs didn't get scratched so badly.

[The Dan Sandwich]

Granted, but you buy a Zune!

I wish I was a Centaur.

[Righteous]

Granted, but the immediate addition of two legs and 120 lbs overburdens your pituitary gland and ruptures. You bleed internally for a few minutes and finally realize why centaur don't exist.

I wish for a miniature, mechanized-giraffe.

[Stroh]

Granted but instead you get a mini version of Slappy and the Stinkers.

I wish to master all the games I have on my Cyclo DS.

[Righteous]

I don't even know what that is... but wish granted. Unfortunately, you conquer all games on the Cyclo DS (that's the corrupt part).

I with I didn't have thuch a lisp.

[The Dan Sandwich]

Granted, lock jaw.

I wish I had more ambition.

[Stroh]

Granted but you lose your dick cause of it.

I wish for a new phone.

[Righteous]

Wish granted, you get a new iPhone. But you have to pay $100/mo. for the full plan.

I wish Stroh would figure out why our TF2 Game Server isn't responding correctly or getting updates.
(actually, I'm on right now. It works!)