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The Dan Sandwich
11-17-2009, 05:42 PM
So here it is, your chance to ask The Dan Sandwich anything you want, and get a potentially ridiculous answer.
Righteous
11-17-2009, 05:46 PM
Is it possible to turn peanut butter back into peanuts?
(I've pondered this for a while)
The Dan Sandwich
11-17-2009, 07:28 PM
Of course. You simply plant your jar of peanut butter in the ground and make sure it gets plenty of sunlight, water, etc. In a few months, it will grow a prosperous peanut plant.

WARING: Do not let the peanut plant get too close to kittens, as they are notorious for swallowing them whole.
Dead-Beat-Nick
11-20-2009, 05:23 AM
If I press the button that says "Do Not Push", what is the consequence?
The Dan Sandwich
11-20-2009, 10:49 AM
That depends, is it a big red button?

For whatever reason, the size and color of the button has a lot to do with it.
Stroh
11-20-2009, 11:37 AM
If nobody can hear me scream in Canada, can anyone hear me SCREAM in Mexico?
The Dan Sandwich
11-20-2009, 12:18 PM
Of course they can, what kind of question is that? The real question is if you scream in Mexico, will anyone care? Probably not.
Righteous
11-20-2009, 02:14 PM
Can I has a set of quantum-identical kittens?
The Dan Sandwich
11-20-2009, 02:31 PM
Depends on how much you're willing to pay. I found some as cheap as $1,200 but the quality was very poor.
Righteous
11-20-2009, 08:52 PM
IS THIS REEEL!?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481649/
The Dan Sandwich
11-20-2009, 09:56 PM
It would appear so. I actually heard talk about this for a while now.
Righteous
11-24-2009, 06:47 PM
How many inches will a five dollar foot long cost me?
Stroh
11-24-2009, 06:49 PM
Where's my sandwich?
The Dan Sandwich
11-24-2009, 08:23 PM
How many inches will a five dollar foot long cost me?

Eight and a half.
The Dan Sandwich
11-24-2009, 08:23 PM
Where's my sandwich?

Do I look like a woman to you?