"WTF?" Patron Saints

[The Dan Sandwich]

We were talking about this earlier and I remembered to find the link to this:

Part 1
http://www.relevantmagazine.com/god/church/blog/18681-theres-a-saint-for-that

Part 2
http://www.relevantmagazine.com/god/church/blog/18776-theres-a-saint-for-that-part-ii